Sunday, February 22, 2009
We love a good conspiracy theory! For those of you who have just landed from the planet of lizard people “a conspiracy theory alleges a group is, or was secretly working to commit illegal or wrongful actions, including attempting to hide the existence of the group and its activities.”(Wikipedia)
Some of the more infamous one’s you may have heard are:
Nasa faked the moon landings
The US Government was behind 9/11
Princess Diana was murdered
The Jews run hollywood…Wait! That’s not true?
Paul McCartney is dead. (The theory alleges a look alike has taken over)
Aids is a man-made disease
Church’s Fried Chicken sterilizes black men.
The Illuminati run the world (This theory speculates that the world’s corporate and political leaders are all members of an ancient cabal.
The assassination of John Lennon
(Chapman was a brainwashed hit man carrying out someone else's contract.)
The Scientologists run hollywood…(Hmm This one could be?)
Marilyn Monroe, James Dean and Elvis Presley are still alive.
The Iraq War – Was it a war on terror or an excuse to secure Iraq’s oil…
The earth is flat, and the government is keeping this from us! (Come on Really!?)
America caused the Asian Tsunami
George Bush can hypnotize mass crowds, which is why he was in power. (We know this one is bull…he’s not smart enough for that.
The list goes on but I will end with my favorite…
Lizard-People Run the World
(Followers of onetime BBC reporter David Icke believe that certain powerful people — like George W. Bush and the British royals — actually belong to an alien race of shape-shifting lizard-people. Icke claims Princess Diana confirmed this to one of her close friends. Icke also claims the Matrix is real (that explains Keanu’s bad acting!)